First day in bubbas life

Bubba Ray Bo got up one morning and saw his women Emily Lou Bo at the table.
He said “whatca going cook me today”.

She said “I aint gots nothing to cook ya hadent caughts it for me”.

Bubba replied “me and Billy is on a way down to the pond”. Emily yelled “ Im a tired of stinking fish I needs some real meat for once”.

Bubba slamed his foot down and yelled “ donts you ever yell ats me again I gets some duck meat for ya”. Bubba then dressed in his hunter gear (blue jean overalls that read XXXXL on them and a red cap that said auto yard). He then made his way down to Billy house.

Billy was sitting outside working on his truck when he sees bubba approach in his truck. Billy says “ I see you gots her not making that clanking clank noise no mor “. Bubba grins “ yea just hits her with a hammer after she stats works good ever time”.