What happened the rest of the Night

Now seeing as everyone is drunk and tipsy at this time it amazing that bubba hit the can out of dales hand.

Thankfully that dale was quite a distance from bubba and the shot didn’t hurt anyone but bubba shoulder. No bubba being a big man didn’t let anyone see he was hurt but decided to call it quits. Bubba says “dang I gots that can now ims going to hit the hay”.

After that hit falls flat on his face into the hay. The cookout clears out everyone drunk and full heads home and bubba has to get up the next day.

bubba's cookout

Well After thinking for a little while they decided to have a good cookout. They invite all there friends Jed, Otis, Dale, Darlene, Clint, Wade and Delmont. The cookout started everyone brought food, kids, and animals. The total count of dogs was eighty five and there was a total of sixty five kids. Thankfully there was plenty of food brisket, deer, fish, chicken, rolls, hamburgers, hot dogs, and sausages. The one thing I must not leave out is there was lots and lots of beer.

Then at about nine that night bubba stumbles up to Darlene and says “ deem some nice purty eyes you gots”. Emily seeing bubba taking to Darlene causes her to go in a rage and she runs in the house and gets the shotgun. Emily runs up to bubba and shouts “ Gets you ugly no goods self away from my friend Darlene”.

Bubba as being drunk and dumb as an ox grabs the shotgun from her hand. Now that bubba has the gun he starts to laugh and aim it at people. Bubba shout “ Betca I could hit that’s can outs Dale’s hand”. Everyone being drunk dares him to do it so bubba aims and fires.

What happened to Geech

Geech after jumping a stump in the ground fell on one of the antlers of the buck. Now with his leg hurt Billy and Bubba have to decide what to do after they take him home. Billy cry “o geech I donts what te see ya likes this”. Bubba Says “whats we goin do to help him”.

Billy and Bubba load the buck on the truck and put Geech besides it. The two men start on the way home and billy says, “ Damn I gots another porch dog guess it makes five”.

Billy pulled up to the house and placed Geech on the porch with the other four dogs. Now Billy and bubba have got to decide how to split this deer or have a big cook out and invite people.

Huntin Trip

After driving on the dirt road for some miles bubba speaks up and says “ hey deme good hunt over yonder”. Billy slams on the brakes and proclaims “ dere one right dere”. Across the meadow is a huge buck with 2-foot antlers and giant head.

Bubba says, “ I thought we were goin be hunting dove why we brings geech along if not”. Billy grabing his gun whispers “ I knows thats but we gots us a grand buck here why pasts it up”. Bubba watches as Billy aims his gun and shoots. Birds fly from the meadow a loud pow is heard everywhere and the buck slums over shot. Bubbs shoots “ whoo wee we gots him” Billy shouting “ Im a havin me some deer tonight”.

Bubba and Billy send geech out to smell the dead buck and to stretch his legs. As Bubba and Billy get closer to the buck they see geech is in trouble.

Picking dogs

Afer joking about some trucks for sometime they both decided it was time to go. Bubba asked “ So git ya dog and git in the truck”.

Billy said “ which one ya want we gots rover, geech, fido, rough, geech2, rover2 and smeller”. After they decied on geech they put him in the bed of the truck and went on there way.

First day in bubbas life

Bubba Ray Bo got up one morning and saw his women Emily Lou Bo at the table.
He said “whatca going cook me today”.

She said “I aint gots nothing to cook ya hadent caughts it for me”.

Bubba replied “me and Billy is on a way down to the pond”. Emily yelled “ Im a tired of stinking fish I needs some real meat for once”.

Bubba slamed his foot down and yelled “ donts you ever yell ats me again I gets some duck meat for ya”. Bubba then dressed in his hunter gear (blue jean overalls that read XXXXL on them and a red cap that said auto yard). He then made his way down to Billy house.

Billy was sitting outside working on his truck when he sees bubba approach in his truck. Billy says “ I see you gots her not making that clanking clank noise no mor “. Bubba grins “ yea just hits her with a hammer after she stats works good ever time”.