bubba's cookout

Well After thinking for a little while they decided to have a good cookout. They invite all there friends Jed, Otis, Dale, Darlene, Clint, Wade and Delmont. The cookout started everyone brought food, kids, and animals. The total count of dogs was eighty five and there was a total of sixty five kids. Thankfully there was plenty of food brisket, deer, fish, chicken, rolls, hamburgers, hot dogs, and sausages. The one thing I must not leave out is there was lots and lots of beer.

Then at about nine that night bubba stumbles up to Darlene and says “ deem some nice purty eyes you gots”. Emily seeing bubba taking to Darlene causes her to go in a rage and she runs in the house and gets the shotgun. Emily runs up to bubba and shouts “ Gets you ugly no goods self away from my friend Darlene”.

Bubba as being drunk and dumb as an ox grabs the shotgun from her hand. Now that bubba has the gun he starts to laugh and aim it at people. Bubba shout “ Betca I could hit that’s can outs Dale’s hand”. Everyone being drunk dares him to do it so bubba aims and fires.